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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/08/2015 at 13:14 • Filed to: None

Found on instagram where the owner was defending it. What fresh hell is this?

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CB > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:19

Stanced so hard I can feel the gentle friction of the asphalt against my taint .

/Mr. Regular

Funktheduck > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:19

Growing up when I saw cars lowered where their wheels stick out past the body I called it “bullfrogged”. They usually had tiny (14” or smaller) wheels with low profile tires.

I hated it then and I hate this more now.

Three-Pump-Trump > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:19

License plate says “Florida”. That’s all the information you need. :D

. . > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:20

How’s that legal?

Chariotoflove > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:20

You’re funny. Now, knock it off with the Photoshop jokes. We all know no one would ever do this. Right?

Right?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:22

Dat offset

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:23

Extra track width to track extra with, bro.

Urambo Tauro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:23

RIP axle bearings.

PatBateman > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:23

I feel the insatiable urge to find this car and burn it to the ground.

d15b > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:28

It’s their car. Who cares what they are doing.

DEFINITELY not for me though.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/08/2015 at 13:31

Now that’s funny

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
12/08/2015 at 13:31

I feel inadequate. My miata obviously needs more spacers and flipped steelies bruh

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:37

Awesome. That’s what this is. Also #FloridaMan.

Scary__goongala! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:41

If a person driving a Miata like this stopped next to me at a light and tried to start a conversion.... I’d probably look over the car, regain stern eye contact, flip them the bird, and drive off.

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 13:41

Kinja'd!!!

And UP comes water, dirt, rocks, asphalt, really anything.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 14:13

Oh dear.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 14:36

I hope he breaks the entire rear end.

Can anyone edit the GIF of the old cop car with the back axel assembly being ripped out because it was chained to the ground with a "Nope." at the end.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 14:47

Here’s another Miatathing

Raymundo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 15:10

Kinja'd!!!

Ha, I took a picture of that car once as it was pulling into Cars and Coffee. I’m not sure what there is to defend here. The owner should just accept that he’s doing something stupid while knowingly stirring the shit pot in the automotive community and just have fun with it.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/08/2015 at 15:19

Ewat

CKeffer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 15:23

I.....I have no words for this, it makes me want to give my miata a hug when I get home and reassure it that it’s not owned by an idiot and that I would never do such horrible things to it.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CKeffer
12/08/2015 at 15:24

I’ve been hugging my miata with my wallet lately.

CKeffer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 15:28

Lol, yeah mine recent got a really big one of those.

My bird IS the word > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 16:44

Blurs the line between being a “hotrod” style car and being just a car with a lazy owner who just wants to slap parts on. Depends on where the money was spent. my guess is the latter given that wing looks like an airbrake rather than a spoiler

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 19:31

...not a car.

RazoE > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 23:02

Kinja'd!!!

With the wheels outside of the body, you can’t scrape...GENIUS.........................

aquila121 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2015 at 23:05

We can only hope that this car is put out of its misery when the hubs and/or wheel-studs break off. This kind of crazy offset puts a ton of stress on those parts, so I hear.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/09/2015 at 04:03

needs more stance

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Chariotoflove
12/09/2015 at 15:42

Kinja'd!!!

I’m sorry.

Chariotoflove > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
12/09/2015 at 15:50

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!

Unless, of course, it’s yours. In which case, it’s lovely.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Chariotoflove
12/09/2015 at 15:53

I have a lot more self-respect to not desecrate a Miata.

Chariotoflove > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
12/09/2015 at 16:05

Thought so. Just covering my bases. ;)

*hurling noises*

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